Motto Fun Message Signs

A word or two to make you smile.

The White Van Man Sign!
Price: £5.57
Get Van. Move everbody but you!
I Love Fitness Funny Motto Sign
Price: £4.03
It's the excercise I can't stand!
Great Dads Funny Motto Sign
Price: £4.03
They're are promoted to Grandads
No Smoking Sign
Price: £3.01
So don't burn the dinner!
Mum's Not Happy Motto Sign
Price: £4.03
If Mum's not happy, nobodiy's happy!
I'm Usually Thin Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
I'm usually thin and gorgeous but today is may day off!
Nana Knows Everthing Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
My Mum knows a lot of things, but my Nana knows everthing!
Owned by a Cat motto Sign
Price: £5.57
Happiness is being owned by a cat!
Thin Woman and Chocolate Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
Inside is a thin women trying to get out.I can usually keep her qiet with c
Spolit Cat Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
A spoilt rotten cat lives here!
Sake of the Cat Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
We're staying together for the sake of the cat!
Washing in Basket Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
Washing in basket, pots in sink, I'll do it all tomorrow, right now I need
Can't Fool Mum Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
You can fool some of the people some of the time but you can't fool mum!
When No One Cares Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
When no one cares, your dog still loves you!
A Marriage Made in Heaven Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
Our marriage was made in heaven. So was thunder and lightning!
No Use Arguing Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
No use arguing with mum, she has the first word, the last word, and every o
In Case of Emergency Chocolate Motto Sign
Price: £4.03
In case of emergency administer chocolate
Holiday Home Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
You'll never knowhow many friends you have till you buy a holiday home!
Safe Eating Motto Sign
Price: £4.03
Countless people have eaten here and gone on to lead normal lives!
Always Right Motto Sign
Price: £4.03
You can agree with me or you can be wrong!
Healthy Food Motto Sign
Price: £4.03
If you can't smell burning it must be salad!
It's Your Fault Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
We've been through a lot together, and most of it was your fault!
Beware the Owner Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
Never mind the dog, beware of the owner!
Get Rid Of The Kids Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
We had to get rid of the kids because the cat was allergic!
Grandparents Rules Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
Grand Parents Rules. 1. Feed them sweets, 2. Give them presents, 3. Send th
Without a Dog Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
A house without a dog is clean, neat, and tidy, but not a home!
Kids Drive Me Crazy Sign Motto
Price: £5.57
The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everwhere else!
Marriage With That Special Person Motto Sign
Price: £5.57
Marriage is finding that one special person that you can annoy for the rest
Can't Buy Me Love Motto Sign
Price: £4.03
If money can't buy you love, then you don't know where to shop!
The Teenager Motto Sign
Price: £5.36
Ask a teenager while they still know everthing!